the last portrait

I bet you're saying, "HEY, THATS NOT A ZOMBIE! WTF !!?!!1! "
And I would reply "You are correct, that is not the picture of a zombie."
And you would be all "Then why did you post it dumbass?? This is supposed to be the DAILY ZOMBIE. Well Mr. Rempel this blog has not been very DAILY lately and that is NOT A GD ZOMBIE!"
And after the authorities find your chewed up remains the note attached would inform them that this is the last picture taken of you before you were ripped limb from limb by the zombies I have locked in my cellar.