Thursday, February 11, 2010

leaving sesame

The real Zombie Apocalypse began when Oscar ate some unknown rotten, smelly piece of meat he found in the trash. He felt ill for about a day, which is a huge deal for Oscar. He thought it was the greatest feeling in the world, being sick. Then he started to change. He became more angrier, and hungrier. Elmo was his first victim. Oscar tore through that little red turd like a grizzly through a fawn, ripping him limb from limb. Gordan was next but managed to get away, only to turn later and take down Big Bird before getting stomped to death by Mr. Snuffaluffagus.

It was the beginning of the end for Sesame Street. Bert and Ernie are seen here trying to make a break for it ... but it is already too late.