This is me if I was a zombie. My wife hates the beard, so I figured it had to be torn off. It is now gone for real though, but in a much gentler way. Here is the before pic.
It was fun turning myself into a Zombie, and I want to do it again. So the first person that emails me their pic I will spend a full half hour or more zombifying you. And then posting it here as well as emailing you a highres version.